E-mu Emulator Sampler User Forum for the EIII EII EI and EIII XP

General Category => EIII General Discussion => Topic started by: dr.c on August 09, 2009, 03:36:15 PM



Title: THE CORNER v4.0 Diskette stories
Post by: dr.c on August 09, 2009, 03:36:15 PM
A guy called me, telling that his EIII didn't match his promisses. I asked and he said that the diskettes were not getting in the floppy reader.
Surpised, I asked him what was wrong and he said the the first diskette was ok, he could put the second one, but not the third one...
In fact, he was trying to pile them up into the reader, witout taking the previous one out !

I swear !
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Once, it was the time where there was coloured floppies (yellow, red, etc..) so I took a slice of cheddar cheese (like the ones for hamburger) took the metal part of a floppy and sput it on the slice (cutting ate the right size, etc ...
A cleint came, a real idiot, and I told him he was pissing me off, I took the slice, took the metal away with I threw in the garbage can, put the cheddar dioskette in my mouth and started to eat it.
The guy yelled, terrorized, and ran waway from my workplace ! ;D ;D ;D
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We were distributing Ensoniq Mirage.
A guy calls me : "My Mirage has a woobled wheel !"
My God... I tought a bout the pitch bend or I don't know what, but he said :
"No !! Its when I put a diskette, it was a sound like "tac.. tac... tac... tac... tac..."
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