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General Category => EIII General Discussion => Topic started by: dr.c on July 19, 2009, 04:15:52 PM



Title: A NICE PLACE TO HAVE YOUR MACHINES FIXED
Post by: dr.c on July 19, 2009, 04:15:52 PM
This is an authentic commercial in a magazine of Ivory Coast.
I translated it for you.
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International Office of Dr.YOUA KOUADIO ALBERT

Doctor Youa Kouadio Albert astrologist, searcher, aromatherapist, ophtalmologist, gynecologist, international andrologist, general secretary of the traditional praticians of Ivory Coast, at the warehouse 9 at Abodo, near the scrub bushes near the village.

Treats and cures : Sero-positives, Zona, lung tuberculosis, soft erection, sexual impotency, early ejaculation, breast and uteral cancer.

Treats : cataract in 5 minutes

Repairs : brokens hearts (divorced couple), products wich erases stretchmarks and scars, penis increase or decrease (or men sex), sorcerer, limbs paralyss and meningitis, preparation for exams and competitive examinations, piece of land spiritual preparation for building, performs surgery operations of fibroma, Myomis or cyst by telephone,  sets upright twisted sex, starts russian motorbikes.
Doctor Youa Kouadio Albert at the warehouse 9 at Abodo, near the scrub bushes near the village.
Contact : direct line of Dr. Yao : 24 39 03 47 / Secretary : 04 39 03 40, Cell : 07 69 73 20
Reception hours : 07:00 AM till 06:30 PM even on bank hollidays.


Title: Re: A NICE PLACE TO HAVE YOUR MACHINES FIXED
Post by: midipuppies on July 19, 2009, 04:27:02 PM
I'll pack up my busted shit right away......