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General Category => EIII General Discussion => Topic started by: dr.c on August 09, 2009, 03:51:37 PM



Title: THE CORNER v5.0 "OOOOOOOO" (My God...)
Post by: dr.c on August 09, 2009, 03:51:37 PM
ABSOLUTELY AUTHENTIC :

A guy comes kinda local french redneck (with two friends "ready for action", we never know it turns into a fight) puts an EIII on my workplace and litterally shouts at me : "YOUR SHIT DOESN'T WORK"
Surprised, I asked wghat was wrong, and he answered that there were only zeros on the display.
- Every time ?
- YES ! FIX THAT SHIT !
I load a Piano band, read "Grand Piano", play, its a piano... Then another preset :"Plucked Piano" (on the display), and, effectively... piano...
The guy becomes green and red with steam going out of his ears and noze, pushes me away, load a bank, and shouts at me :
- And this, what is this ?
Effectively, I read on the display "OOOOOOOOOO"
I play, and hear a choir singing "OOOOOOOOOO"
(It was a sampling if the Kurzweil K250 choirs)
I said to the guy to relax, that I was going to fix this.
I took a micropone, sang "AAAAAA...", looped it and named it "AAAAAAAAA"
He answered : "So what ?"

Pffff..... tiring...

He understood at last, but it took time... I never saw him anymore but I learned he has saled his EII within the week.








Title: Re: THE CORNER v5.0 "OOOOOOOO" (My God...)
Post by: Escobar on August 10, 2009, 02:52:10 PM

Smoked to much sh*t... brain doesn't work anymore...  8)